[PB] Windows en pleine régression ?

#include "win31.h" 
#include "win95.h" 
#include "win98.h" 
#include "workst~1.h" 
#include "evenmore.h" 
#include "oldstuff.h" 
#include "billrulz.h" 
#include "monopoly.h" 
#define INSTALL = HARD 
char make_prog_look_big[1600000]; 
void main() 
{ 
  while(!CRASHED) 
{ 
display_copyright_message(); 
display_bill_rules_message(); 
do_nothing_loop(); 
if (first_time_installation) 
{ 
  make_50_megabyte_swapfile(); 
  do_nothing_loop(); 
  totally_screw_up_HPFS_file_system(); 
  search_and_destroy_the_rest_of_OS/2(); 
  make_futile_attempt_to_damage_Linux(); 
  disable_Netscape(); 
  disable_RealPlayer(); 
  disable_Lotus_Products(); 
  hang_system(); 
} 
write_something(anything); 
display_copyright_message(); 
do_nothing_loop(); 
do_some_stuff(); 
if (still_not_crashed) 
{ 
  display_copyright_message(); 
  do_nothing_loop(); 
  basically_run_windows_3.1(); 
  do_nothing_loop(); 
  do_nothing_loop(); 
} 
if (detect_cache()) 
  disable_cache(); 
if (fast_cpu()) 
{ 
  set_wait_states(lots); 
  set_mouse(speed, very_slow); 
  set_mouse(action, jumpy); 
  set_mouse(reaction, sometimes); } 
/* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.1"); */ 
/* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.11"); */ 
/* printf("Welcome to Windows 95"); */ 
/* printf("Welcome to Windows NT 3.0"); */ 
/* printf("Welcome to Windows 98"); */ 
/* printf("Welcome to Windows NT 4.0"); */ 
/* printf("Welcome to Windows 2000"); */
printf("Welcome to Windows XP");
if (system_ok()) 
  crash(to_dos_prompt) 
else 
  system_memory = open("a:\swp0001.swp",O_CREATE); 
while(something) 
{ 
  sleep(5); 
  get_user_input(); 
  sleep(5); 
  act_on_user_input(); 
  sleep(5); 
) 
create_general_protection_fault();

#include < stdio.h >

int main()
{
    while (true)
    {
          printf("Gentil, couché !\n");
    }
return 0;
}

let dez() = 
    while true do
          Printf.printf "%s\n" ("Gentil, couché !")
    done;;

dez();;

#!/usr/bin/perl -w
use strict;
$a = "Gentil, couché !";
while (dez)
{
     print $a."\n";
}

tant que les poules n'ont pas de dents faire
    afficher "gentil, couché"
    afficher un retour charriot
fin tant que